Author: Dr Wingnut
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George Bush is a Saint
President Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. as part of Karl Rove’s campaign to reverse Bush’s rapidly deteriorating approval ratings. A week before the visit, Rove called on the Methodist Bishop who was scheduled to preach on the chosen Sunday.“As you know, Bishop,” began Rove, “we’ve been getting…
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Press Release
Press Release(Feb 18, 2006)The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits. It…
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Truth
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said the last time.Sam Rayburn
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Ten Guidelines
Effective immediately, please be aware that there are changes YOU need to make in YOUR life. These changes need to be completed in order that I may fulfill My promises to you to grant you peace, joy and happiness in this life. I apologize for any inconvenience, but after all that I am doing, this…
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Crisis
The Chinese use two brush strokes to write the word ‘crisis.’ One brush stroke stands for danger; the other for opportunity. In a crisis, be aware of the danger — but recognize the opportunity.John F. Kennedy
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Grace
Grace is of music . . . and the wind, invisible to my eye.Grace is of my heart and soul, my guardian, first and last friend, celebrator of my spirit.Grace is hard to understand when I demand to touch and see. It is the answer in between the lines.When I am utterly exhausted, grace keeps…