Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Lunch

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    The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its enemies is lunch.Michael Friedman

  • Diamonds

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    Diamonds are only chunks of coalThat stuck to their jobs, you see.Minnie Richard Smith

  • What to do when you goof

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    Hey, we all make mistakes.  The key is to recover from mistakes quickly and effectively, and then try to minimize their recurrence.For every mistake take some action immediately.Be ready to admit fault with a hearty mea culpa if it was your mistakeDevelop a plan of action to fix the mistake.Figuring out why you goofed is…

  • Control

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    If everything seems under control, you’re just not going fast enough.Mario Andretti

  • Me too… Confirmed.

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    An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink.  As he sat sipping his dring, a young women sat down next to him.  She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling…

  • Expectations

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    To expect life to be tailored to our specifications is to invite frustration.Anonymous

  • Wonderful World

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    What a wonderful world this is!  I click a mouse somewhere, bits fly through fiber optics, go to some undisclosed place, money electronically changes hands, and then atoms in useful arrangements are flown in airplanes and hand-carried to my doorstep.  When you think about it, this is miraculous.from “My New Laptop” by Robert W. Lucky,…