Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • We have a winner!

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    In the “Guy least likely to be a VP based on his executive style hair contest.”  This entry was submitted by InformationWeek in the 15/22 August 2005 issue, page 32.  Congratulations to them for providing the winning entry.The doctor has been a perpetual runner up in this contest for years.  However the doctor usually ends…

  • Agreement

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    When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.William Wrigley Jr.

  • Mars and Venus

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    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.  And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.  I have ever figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting…

  • Completeness

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    We are whole beings.  We know this somewhere in a part of ourselves that feels like memory.Susan Griffin

  • The test

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    Twelve priests were about to be ordained.  The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a flower garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.  Each priest had a small bell attached to his pecker and they were told that anyone whose bell…

  • Direction

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    Addiction is answering the spiritual calling inside us by going to the wrong address.Chris Ringer

  • My Bill of Rights

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    I have the right to be treated with respect.I have the right to say no and not feel guilty.I have the right to experience and express my feelings.I have the right to take time for myself.I have the right to ask for what I want.I have the right to ask for information.I have the right…