Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Ever wonder what your pets are doing while you are at work?

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    via email from Jeff Patten, Wed, 25 May 2005 09:37:01 -0700

  • Technology

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    Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand.Putt’s law

  • Evolution

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    The evolution of human growth is an evolution from an absolute need to be loved towards a full readiness to give love.Dr. Karl Stern

  • Dogs vs Cats

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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Golden RetrieverThe sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?Border CollieJust one.  And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.DachshundYou know I can’t reach that…

  • Difficulties

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    In life, the difficult periods are the best periods to gain experience and shore up determination.  As a result, my mental status is much improved because of them.The Dalai Lama

  • PMS

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    Here are some definitions for PMS!Pass My ShotgunPsychotic Mood ShiftPerpetual Munching SpreePuffy Mid-SectionPeople Make me SickProvideMe withSweetsPardon My SobbingPimples May SurfacePass My SweatpantsPissy Mood SyndromePlainly; Men SuckPack My Stuff…and my favorite one…Potential Murder SuspectAnd as an example:Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?A: One!!!  ONLY ONE!!!!  And do…

  • Prophesy

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    If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run—and often in the short one—the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.Arthur C. Clarke