Author: Dr Wingnut
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Meditation
Meditation is not a way to enlightenment, nor is it a method of achieving anything at all. It is peace and blessedness itself. It is the actualization of wisdom, the ultimate truth of the oneness of all things.Dogen
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New Airline
Ya shure, Ya betcha! Dis is da latest air service to sprout up in Minnysota. Also serving Visconsin, Nort and Sout Dakota.If you are travelin soon, consider Lutran (Lutheran) Air, da no-frills airline.You’re all in da same boat on Lutran Air, where flyin is a upliftin experience.Dere is no first class on any Lutran Air…
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Well, well, well. Time to manage your PC
The Secret Service took my client’s hard drive and came up with the fact that it was infected.Ralph Patino, the lawyer for a Miami businessman who has sued Bank of America to recover $90,000 he says was stolen from his account after his PC was infected with a keystroke-logging virus
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Husbands
He didn’t like the casseroleAnd he didn’t like my cake.My biscuits were too hardNot like his mother used to make.I didn’t perk the coffee right,He didn’t like the stew,I didn’t mend his socksLike his mother use to do.I pondered for an answerAs I was looking for a clue.Then I turned around and smacked himLike his…
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Be yourself
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.Dr. Seuss
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Maine Egg
Some family history…Uncle Myron Lord, Phyllis’s (Dr. Wingnut’s Great Aunt) brother had a cold storage space in Portland on Commercial Street where he stored and distributed fresh apples from his orchards in Parsonsfield, Maine to grocery stores throughout New England. When the managers of these stores came to him and asked him if he would…
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Action
We have too many high-sounding words and too few actions that correspond with them.Abigail Adams (1744-1818), letter to John Adams, 1774