Dr Wingnut

Author: Dr Wingnut

  • Would you, could you in a box?

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    This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston.And how it looks from inside.  That’s made entirely out of one-way glass.  No one can see you in there.via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Jan 2005 19:41:25 -0500

  • Courage

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    Courage is fear that has said its prayers.Dorothy Bernard

  • Great System

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    There are more churches in Las Vegas than Casinos.During Sunday services at the Offertory, some worshipers contribute Casino Chips as opposed to cash.Some are sharing their winnings – some are hoping to win.  Since there are so many Casinos, the Catholic churches send all the chips into the diocese for sorting.Once sorted for the respective…

  • There will be no nursing home in my future…

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    When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship.  The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.  I have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day.  That leaves $65 a day…

  • Sleep

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    Sleep.  The most beautiful experience in life — except drink.W. C. Fields as Cutberth J. Twillie in My Little Chickadee.

  • Talent

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    Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.Arthur Schopenhauer

  • When you’re drunk…

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    Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk…InnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamon Things that are very difficult to say when you’re drunk…SpecificityBritish ConstitutionPassive-aggressive disorderTransubstantiateThings that are downright impossible to say when you’re drunk…Thanks, but I don’t want to sleep with you.Nope, no more drinks for me, I’ve reached my limit.Sorry, but you’re not really my type.Please take the…