Author: Dr Wingnut
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Married Life…
Walking into the bar, Mike said to the bartender, “Pour me a stiff one, I just had another fight with the little woman.”“Oh yeah?” said Greg, “And how did this one end?”“When it was over,” Mike replied, “she came to me on her hands and knees.”“Really? Now that’s a switch! What did she say?”She said,…
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Dogs
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, “My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!”Dave Barry
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It’s a bunniful life
Next up, what’s the holiday season without watching “It’s A Wonderful Life?” Watch it here in 30 seconds, acted out by bunnies.Panoramic photos from France.Fish highway. Fish highway! (Click on photos.)Alice in Wonderland, told in Flash.SpiderMan 2, told in Legos (thanks to Mark Chackerian).Noether’s second theorem for graded Lagrangian systems of even and odd variables……
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High School students
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan.A. Whitney Brown
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Technologically challenged?
Take heart, anyone among you who believes you are technologically challenged, you “ain’t seen nuthin’ yet”. This is an excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article: Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the flood of calls asking where the “Any” key is.AST technical support had a…