Category: General
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Where do redheaded babies come from?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.”“Nonsense,” the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors…
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Carpal Tunnel Syndrome
Yesterday morning I woke up with dull pain in my right wrist. And, it has continued on and off since then. I hope that it isn’t what I think it might be. As much typing and mousing as I do with that hand it will be difficult to function if it is out-of-order.
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New Governance Plan
OK, not to worry. Here is the plan:Let Bush govern the red states, and Kerry rule the blue. I have never been to any of those states anyway except Texas which is not really part of the US and is still in mourning since Daniel Boone died at the Alamo.Since the deficit, by nature, is…
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The web of foolishness
Take a look at these Maps and cartograms of the 2004 US presidential election results in an analysis from the University of Michigan and see the evil and corrosive thread of red that is woven through the land of blue.Isn’t red the color of communism? Too bad Senator Joseph R. McCarthy isn’t alive to see…
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Husband bashing
A rather disturbing trend is emerging. Recently I have noticed two commercials that are following the same line of making us husbands look stupid.In the first commercial for some SUV; the wife takes the garbage out of the garage, and instead of putting it at the curb, puts it half way down the drive so…