Category: General

Last week; Tuesday, June 15, 2004; on my way home from work, I was rear-ended by some joker who booked off like a jackrabbit.  I went to a couple of body shops to see how much the repairs would be.  Today I received a letter which opened as follows:Dear JONATHAN LORD;Thanks so much for visiting…

On my way home from work yesterday, I traveled for some time alongside a brown Jaguar XKE Coupe.  It took all I had not to roll down the window and ask the guy driving the Jag if his name was Harold.  If that were his name, it would have been too ironic.

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years of trying to get other people interested in you.Dale Carnegie

Are seniors who don’t understand the federal drug program simply suffering from dementia?  I don’t think so.  I listened to a report on NPR last week explaining how the thing worked and that there was one seniors assistant in Fairfax County VA who understood how it worked and was giving lectures to seniors on how…

In further evidence that AOL is working for Bush Administration’s Department of Justice, I got a trial CD for AOL service with an interesting password.  Now those of you who open this crap from Virginia on a regular basis, know that the combination of words that they randomly generate to provide free trial passwords is…

The condition in which a 15-year old boy cannot find the plumber’s helper (plunger) in a 6 foot by 9 foot room that has the total contents of: 1 toilet, 1 sink, 1 floor-standing toilet paper holder with roll, 1 garbage can, 1 box of tissues, and 1 plumber’s helper.  You’d think that you didn’t…

Many men are buying “black market” Viagra pills from Mexican mail-order drug stores.The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced that several of these pharmacies are mixing the Viagra with ground up Mexican Jumping Beans.The results can be horrible…Here is what you get when you combine Viagra with Mexican Jumping Beans.via email from Martha Clark, Tue,…