Category: General
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Headlines are Punchlines and Crazy is Crazy
As a follow on to this piece from Lewis Black’s The Carnege Hall Performance where he talks about people who had named their kids, “Shithead”, “Asshole”, and “Abcde”; our contractor Eric F-J claims that his sister arrested a kid named “Orangejello” and he had a brother named “Lemonjello”.What’s up with this?
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Will you be in tomorrow?
Most people would say, “If I don’t get hit by a bus, I’ll be there.”In fact it is such a cliche in the way of meeting your demise that the father in the undertaker family in the HBO show, Six Feet Under actually gets it that way in the pilot episode; but, Al Louismet, Agency…
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Columbus Day
Maybe it’s a good thing that nobody seems to care about the bogus “Columbus Day” holiday since most people have realized that it probably should be renamed, “Glorification of decimating indigenous populations of America day.”
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Loss of a local landmark
Grampa Tony’s, home of the stuffed, “lasagna style” pizza is history. Bummer 🙁Knew something was up when all the memorabilia was removed from the walls lately, but this morning I noticed that it has a new name and — gasp — curtains.
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Ten Years
Never forget that the events of September 11, 2001 were not a victory for terrorism, but a failure of your government to prevent acts of terror.Have they done any better in the ten years since? Have two pointless wars, an enormous federal deficit, a bogus color coded alert system, and taking your shoes off before…