Category: General

I’d rather be bald than have a stupid cocks comb like Conan O’Brian.Do people really believe that these hair styles are attractive?

It struck me as we were driving home from Runyon’s last night that downtown Minneapolis is getting more like the Vegas Strip all the time.  Every bar and restaurant has valet parking just like all the casinos on the Strip.  The only difference being that in Minneapolis they actually charge for valet parking, and in…

I just walked through the office and noticed how many people were sitting at their desks typing as I passed.  If everyone I went to High School with knew that their life would be tied to a keyboard, I bet more of them would have taken that typing class with me.

One of the detectives on the mentalist, Tim Kang, would be a much better Danno on Hawaii 5-0 than the one they have; or maybe they should remake Dragnet and cast him in the Joe Friday character.  He’d be perfect!  He has such a droll way of delivering his lines.Of course he’s been cast as…

Denise King and Darrell Beauford are getting married today.  Congratulations and best wishes for your new life together.We’re also having a raging blizzard today, so their honeymoon trip to Palm Springs should be quite nice—for them.

The Colonoscopy wasn’t too bad, although it irritated Mrs. Wingnut that I fell asleep and didn’t remember a thing.  The outcome was that there were no polyps, I had some diverticula and need to keep eating a high fiber diet, but the upshot is that I don’t have to go through this process again for…