Category: General
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Top 20 ways to say “Your Fly Is Open”
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower…
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Satanic Barney Proof
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAURProve: Barney is satanicThe Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRCVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRExtracting the Roman numerals, we have:CV V L DI VAnd their decimal equivalents are:100 5 5 50 500 1 5Adding those…
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Senior Moments
For the second time in a couple of months we’ve been attacked by random acts of senior discounting. Today, at Wendy’s after we ate, I looked at the receipt and it contained a 10% discount; and a month or so ago, we noticed that there was a discount on our garbage bill; which just showed…
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Poker Party
The doctor, not normally a card player was invited to his friend Bruce’s house to play a little poker yesterday. They gave me a lot of crap about winning a few hands until they took this picture at four minutes after midnight this morning with ~$1,215.00 in chips; but my luck didn’t hold and I…
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Thank you
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria…