Category: General

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.  So he said to his new wife, “Sweetheart, I’ll be right back.”“Where are you going, Pooh Bear?” asked the wife.“I’m going to the bar,…

20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows in your laptop16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower…

Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAURProve: Barney is satanicThe Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRCVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRExtracting the Roman numerals, we have:CV  V  L  DI  VAnd their decimal equivalents are:100  5  5  50  500  1  5Adding those…

This holiday only comes three nine times a century.  Read more about it.

For the second time in a couple of months we’ve been attacked by random acts of senior discounting.  Today, at Wendy’s after we ate, I looked at the receipt and it contained a 10% discount; and a month or so ago, we noticed that there was a discount on our garbage bill; which just showed…

The doctor, not normally a card player was invited to his friend Bruce’s house to play a little poker yesterday.  They gave me a lot of crap about winning a few hands until they took this picture at four minutes after midnight this morning with ~$1,215.00 in chips; but my luck didn’t hold and I…

I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel or have them put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the bacteria…