Dr Wingnut

Category: General

  • Live Free or Die

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    I’ve been trying to get my brother to snap a picture of this sign, which is prevelant in New Hampshire, for some time.This sign used to be labeled, “Slippery when wet,” but now is labeled, “Grooved shoulders;” neither of which make any sense.You’d think that they would use a square wave under the wheels for…

  • Best job posting

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    As I was searching the Career Builder site this morning, I came across this job.  Can you tell why I stopped reading this ad?

  • Water conservation

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    Why don’t toilets have two kinds of flush; press down to clear the bowl of yellow, and lift up to flush the shit down?

  • Television

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    Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home.David Frost

  • Skunk

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    On my recent drive home from New Hampshire the thought struck me, “Am I the only person who likes the smell of a skunk roadkill?”

  • Uh duh

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    Talk about lawyers making a corporation CYA to reduce liability lawsuits.I wonder how they expect anyone to drink their product when they tell you point the product away from your face?Diet Dr. Pepper bottle

  • Visually Impared Tetris

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    OnLevelHighScoreDrops Total2007/05/30 07:509084,00013384,133A good score, considering that I wasn’t wearing my glasses.  See my other high scores.