Category: General

As I was searching the Career Builder site this morning, I came across this job.  Can you tell why I stopped reading this ad?

Why don’t toilets have two kinds of flush; press down to clear the bowl of yellow, and lift up to flush the shit down?

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home.David Frost

On my recent drive home from New Hampshire the thought struck me, “Am I the only person who likes the smell of a skunk roadkill?”

Talk about lawyers making a corporation CYA to reduce liability lawsuits.I wonder how they expect anyone to drink their product when they tell you point the product away from your face?Diet Dr. Pepper bottle

You sort of wonder what the copywriters are thinking…Sears circular in the Star-Tribune, 27 May 2007