Category: General

When our lawn mower broke, and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.  But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf — always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. …

I’ve been trying to get my brother to snap a picture of this sign, which is prevelant in New Hampshire, for some time.This sign used to be labeled, “Slippery when wet,” but now is labeled, “Grooved shoulders;” neither of which make any sense.You’d think that they would use a square wave under the wheels for…

As I was searching the Career Builder site this morning, I came across this job.  Can you tell why I stopped reading this ad?

Why don’t toilets have two kinds of flush; press down to clear the bowl of yellow, and lift up to flush the shit down?

Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home.David Frost

On my recent drive home from New Hampshire the thought struck me, “Am I the only person who likes the smell of a skunk roadkill?”

Talk about lawyers making a corporation CYA to reduce liability lawsuits.I wonder how they expect anyone to drink their product when they tell you point the product away from your face?Diet Dr. Pepper bottle