Category: Humor

You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.You…

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”“About 32,” is…

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip That can store and play music in women’s breast implants.The iBreast will cost $499 for mono or $599 for the stereo version.This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to…

Make Up: $60Boob Job: $6,000Forgetting to tuck your nuts….  Priceless.via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 30 Jan 2007 19:04:03 -0800

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.  The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,…

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.  One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love…

HillbilleryGod Help the USAvia email from Martha Clark, Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:49:55 -0800