Category: Humor
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Ethics Test
Be Honest.They seem simple at first and get harder as you go along Question #1:You are running late for work, so you cut through the park to save time.As you round the corner you find a little girl crying because she has spilled her ice cream all over herself. What do you do?A) You’re so…
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Summary of my last year on the computer
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.I no longer have any savings…
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Jewish Mother
The phone rings. Jewish mother picks up the phone and answers, Hello?Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?You’re going out?Yes.With whom?With a friend.I don’t know why you left your husband. He’s a good man.I didn’t leave him. He left me.You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and…
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Poor Ralph
Ralph came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing…
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The Bannister of Life
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember…Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It’s called “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.”Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.The difference between the Pope and your boss…the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring (Unless you’re a…
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Improved wiper blades – Must have
I got a new set of wiper blades. I think they might be too big because they hang over the edges a little, but I don’t care; They work great, and I would have to say that they are the only blades I have ever had that I actually like to watch working.Call me crazy,…