Category: Humor

1/20/09: End of an ErrorThat’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties AnywayLet’s Fix Democracy in This Country FirstIf You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to IranBush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our PresidentOf Course It Hurts: You’re Getting Screwed by an ElephantHey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?George…

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger.“Man, that guy is…

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for Lola and was in line to check out.  A woman behind me asked if I had a dog…. Duh!I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d…

A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.  However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,…

God Said, “Adam, I want you to do Something for me.”Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”God said, “Go down into that valley.”Adam said, “What’s a valley?”God explained it to him.Then God said, “Cross the river.”Adam said, “What’s a river?”God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the…

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning.The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath.The 80 year old was amazed at his friend’s stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.The 87 year old…