Category: Humor
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The Sneezer
A man and a woman were flying first class and sitting beside each other. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then shuddered for 10 or 15 seconds. He went back to his reading.A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again, took a tissue, gently wiped her nose and shuddered…
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Culture Crash
Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.“Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!” he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, “Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and…
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Home Depot Scam
Important — Please readA “heads up” for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it…
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Feng Shui Horoscope
Take just a minute to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth — it’s pretty good. Write your answers on a paper, NO cheating!! The answers are at the bottom…Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?Your first initial?Your month of birth?Which color do…
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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challanged
Tourette’s Syndrome:Rudolph the %*!#^@ Red-Nosed %*!#!@ ReindeerManic:Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Schools and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…Borderline Personality Disorder:Thoughts of Roasting on an Open FireAttention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder:Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let’s Open…