Category: Humor
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Rejected Titles for the movie ‘Brokeback Mountain’
OklahomoHigh NoonerThe Magnificent Seven InchesJeremiah’s JohnsonPolesmokeButch Assidy and the Bundance KidThe Man Who Shot All Over Liberty ValanceHow the West Was HungThe Legend of the Long RangerDoc’s Holiday with Billy the KidVery Raw HideLonesome DougA Fistful of NedHi, Plains Drifter!Quickly Down UnderBareback MountingBone-nanzaDon’t Mess with Tex’ AssHome on the RangerRooster CockburnPrances with WolvesBaloney Pony RodeoTubesteak…
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Ten reasons why some men prefer guns over women
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you…
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Thinkers Anonymous
It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then – just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone – “to relax,” I told myself – but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking…
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How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb
Q: How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?A: 10One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changedOne to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changedOne to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulbOne to arrange the invasion…
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Kidnapping
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the interstate. Nothing is moving.Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What’s going on?” “Terrorists down the road have kidnapped George W. Bush and Dick Cheney. They’re asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they’re going to douse…