Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • Minnesota Girl

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    A girl from Minnesota and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.  The girl from Minnesota, being Friendly and all, said, “So, where ya from?”The east coast girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”The girl…

  • Chocolate age

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    Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway.  But, the Hershey Man will know!Your age by Chocolate MathDON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute so work this out as you read.  Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!This is not one of…

  • Mysteries of life explained

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    Why do women live longer than men?Are women more attractive than men?Any other questions?Why do women have two hands?Why do men have two hands?via email from Jill Lord, Fri, 13 Oct 2006 09:13:04 -0700

  • A father

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    An 8-year old boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.The boy asked why he wore his collar that way.  The man, who was a priest, said, “I am a Father.”The boy replied, “My daddy doesn’t wear his collar like that.”The priest…

  • It’s your Day…

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    Today is International Disadvantaged People’s Day.Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I’ve done.  I don’t care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, vote liberal or occasionally shit yourself … You hang in there sunshine, you’re freakin’ special…via email from Tommy Z, Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:57:14 -0700

  • Proud mothers

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    Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.  The first woman tells her friends, “My son is a priest.  When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”The second woman chirps, “My son is a bishop.  Whenever he walks into a room, people call him ‘Your Grace’.”The third crone says, “My son is a cardinal.  Whenever…

  • Chain Letter

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    Dear Friends,This chain letter was started in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discouraged women.  Unlike most chain letters this one does not cost anything.  Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.  Then bundle up the man in your life, send him…