Category: Humor

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.  A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”Morris replied, “Just doing what you…

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.  I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.  I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.  But, by the time I got my leotards…

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday.  He asked me how old I was, and I told him, “62.”He was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?”After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded…

A blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.  She then tells the blond that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m…

I am currently away from my desk, beating my head against the wall.  Your message will be replied to once I have reached a level of numbness sufficient to cloud my vision to the point I am able to formulate an appropriate response to your request.I am currently out at a job interview and will…

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.  After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss…

According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem.  A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.  That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little…