Category: Humor

An engineering masterpieceDuring the construction phase… Dubai, United Arab EmiratesAll finished.  Notice the palm trees outside…Remember, this is in the middle of the desert… The very HOT desert where temperatures get up to 120 degrees…Unbelievable!  But true…The INSIDE view:Why is gasoline $3.00 a gallon for regular unleaded?So they can ski in the F#*@ING desert.via email…

Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?  All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.“Mrs. Jones?  Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual.  How old are you?”“Ninety-eight.” she…

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid.  It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.  It’s perfect.”“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”“Twelve thirty.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.  To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home.  You want it, you take it.”  For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. …

In the 1930’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s and 70’sFirst, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.Then after that trauma, our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paints.We had no childproof lids…