Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • A touching animal story

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    A man was on holiday in Kenya.  While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully.He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot.  There was a large thorn deeply embedded…

  • Tide Detergent

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    Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!  I’ve used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best.  Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my…

  • Ebonics

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    A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.  As he enters, he asks St. Peter, “I have a question that haunted me all of my days on earth… Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?”St Peter said, “That’s a question only God can answer.”So the zebra…

  • Time for ice cream

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    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”“No,” he replied, “arthritis.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

  • Getting exercise

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    Three old guys are out walking.First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

  • Getting married

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    A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?”“Yep!”“Do I know her?”“Nope!”“This woman, is she good looking?”“Not really.”“Is she a good cook?”“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”“Does she have lots of money?”“Nope!  Poor as a church mouse.”“Well then, is she good in bed?”“I don’t know.”“Why in the world do…

  • Old folks

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    A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.They decide to go to the doctor for a checkup.  The doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.His wife…