Category: Humor

A guy walks into a flower store and says, “I’d like three dozen of those beautiful anemones you’ve been advertising.”The shopkeeper replied, “I’m sorry sir, but we only have one dozen left.  May I recommend some of these luscious ferns we just got in.  I think they’d make a beautiful arrangement all by themselves.”“You’re right,”…

Mary had a little pig,She kept it fat and plastered;And when the price of pork went up,She shot the little bastard.Mary had a little lambHer father shot it dead.Now it goes to school with her,Between two hunks of bread.Jack and Jill went up the hillTo have a little fun.Stupid Jill forgot the pillAnd now they…

I hope if you have a little too much this weekend, that your friends will be nicer to you than the friends of these guysvia email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 25 May 2006 21:43:52 -0700

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an intercontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a compartment, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly — he in the upper bunk, she in the…

Unions are killing this country, here is a prime example.  It is not that uncommon for as many as 14 to 18 union people to just stand around and watch while only one person is doing the work.via email from Martha Clark, Thu, 18 May 2006 12:56:11 -0700

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”The wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.“My what…

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex.“Oh I see,” replied the boy.  Yes, I’ve heard of that in…