Category: Humor

After starting a new diet I altered my drive to work to avoid passing my favorite bakery.  I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and as I approached, there in the window were a host of goodies.  I felt this was no accident, so I prayed … “Lord, it’s up to you, if you…

via email from Martha Clark, Mon, 15 May 2006 04:04:17 -0700

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.  A very attractive blonde woman from south Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”  With that, she stripped to the waist, rolled the…

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman.He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial.  The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility….Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?”A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a…

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. …

A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street.  He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.  “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps.  Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, “A PRIEST, PLEASE! …

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites.FREE PUPPIES:1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.FREE PUPPIES…Mother, AKC German Shepherd.Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.Looks like a rat … been out a while.Better be a reward.COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull name “Darin” for sale.NORDIC TRACK$300…