Category: Humor

Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the…

A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.  The pharmacist said, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.  The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he said, “Lord have mercy”, I can’t give you cyanide to kill your…

A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat next to him.The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant walks down the aisle past the man and his psittacine seat mate.“Hey, bitch,” says the parrot, “bring me a whiskey and soda, and make…

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?  Juan on JuanDid you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?  They named him, “Sum Ting Wong”These were two new offensive jokes forwarded by Jay Lord, Fri, 28 Apr 2006 06:17:17 -0700 that were not in the original Something to offend everyone collection.

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.  They were amazed by almost everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.The boy asked, “What is that, father?”The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like…

Question: How many people with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Hey!  Let’s ride bikes!!!43 Folders

We are sorry to announce that due to circumstances beyond our control, this morning’s Easter Egg Hunt has had to be canceled.  We apologize for any inconvenience that this may cause.  Have a nice day.Picture via email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 31 Mar 2006 21:32:24 -0800