Category: Humor

I’ve always liked the Olympics.  So I thought, for the Winter Games that start tomorrow, I would show a little spirit and get one of the Team USA berets (Red, because my wife says I’m a winter) that they were selling at Target.Last night at dinner as we were checking out, my friend Anders said,…

This year, Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address fell almost on the same day.  It is an ironic juxtaposition: One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of minimal intelligence to tell us what our future will hold.  The other involves a groundhog.via email from John Treworgy, Sat,…

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.The Personnel Manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.  Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.”Mujibar said, “I am ready.”The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words; Yellow, Pink and Green.”Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister…

I don’t want to read your blog.  Just tell me how your day was.Cartoon from USA Weekend, 27-29 January, 2006If they just knew how truthful this was… Except Mrs. Wingnut also wears glasses.

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.  These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:The season opened today.There is no limit.They taste…

They always ask at the doctor’s office why you are there and you say in front of others what’s wrong and sometimes it’s embarrassing.  There’s nothing worse than a doctor’s receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.  I know most of us have experienced…