Category: Humor

A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.“Here’s your first question,” the foreman said.  “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”“Without numbers?” the Norwegian says.  “Dat is easy.”  And he proceeds to draw three trees.“What’s this?” the boss asks.“Ave you got no brain?  Tree…

The husband and wife go to a counselor after 15 years of marriage.The counselor asks them what the problem is and the wife goes into a tirade listing every problem they have ever had in the 15 years they’ve been married.  She goes on and on and on…Finally, the counselor gets up, goes around the…

This is really disturbing…apparently our drivers license info is available on the net…picture and all.  Anyways, you can also remove it…just use this link: www.license.shorturl.com.via email from Kirk Nelson, Fri, 21 Oct 2005 18:53:43 -0700

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school.  One child wrote the following:We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.  They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida.  Now they live in a tin…

I had to give up my second job at the Eagle Laundry.  There is just no future in washing Eagles!via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Oct 2005 11:36:15 -0700

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project – Steve, Bruce and Bluey.Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”Bluey says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case…

Who is golf’s worst foursome?Monica LewinskiO. J. SimpsonTed KennedyBill ClintonWhy you ask?  Well, you’re going to love this!Monica is a hookerO. J. is a slicerTed can’t drive over water, and…Bill can’t remember which hole he played lastvia email from John Treworgy, Fri, 14 Oct 2005 10:39:36 -0700