Category: Humor

This happened about a month ago just outside of Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it’s real.This out of state traveler was on the side of the road, hitchhiking on a real dark night in the middle of a thunderstorm.  Time passed…

ALL ARE WELCOME — OPEN TO MEN ONLYNote: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:DAY ONEHOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYSStep by step guide with slide presentationTOILET ROLLS – DO THEY GROW ON THE…

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business.  Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw…

Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, bring it home, and drink it while he watched TV.  One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang.  He stumbled to the door and found a six-foot cockroach standing there.  The bug grabbed him by the collar and…

In the “Guy least likely to be a VP based on his executive style hair contest.”  This entry was submitted by InformationWeek in the 15/22 August 2005 issue, page 32.  Congratulations to them for providing the winning entry.The doctor has been a perpetual runner up in this contest for years.  However the doctor usually ends…

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much.  And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.  I have ever figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting…

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.  The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a flower garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.  Each priest had a small bell attached to his pecker and they were told that anyone whose bell…