Category: Humor
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The father of my child
A bloke is in a queue when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar, he can’t place where he might know her from, so he says, “Sorry,…
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Because you’re my friend
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard who made you sad.When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get.When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to…
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License Plate
It took the Division of Motor Vehicles 6 months to figure out and revoke this personalized license plate: “3M TA3”Can you tell why? See answer below.Figured it out yet?I thought you were smart.I guess not.Here is the answer…It spells EAT ME in someone’s rear view mirror.via email from Marlys Christofferson, Tue, 27 Jun 2000 10:06:29…
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Spelling Test
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. …
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Deer Ticks
I just hate people who forward too many warnings as much as anyone, but this one is important! Send this warning to everyone on your e-mail list! If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey on deer ticks and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around to…