Category: Humor
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In honor of the winter Olympics, a little known fact…
The first testicular guard (“Cup”) was used in Hockey in 1874, and the first helmet was used in 1974.That means it took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.via email from John Treworgy, Tue, 2 Mar 2010 20:07:53 -0800Or… they realized their brain was important and 100 years later that…
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You are not alone
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…Then I…
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The Black Bra
(as told by a woman)I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over…
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Minnesota Clydesdale
Only in Nordern Minnesnowta! … This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks. Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the Splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has. He says…
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Snow Spell
I thought that this was much better than the anti spell: Rain, Rain, go away, come again some other day…Ice cube, ice cube in the pot.Gee. I hope it snows a lot!Pull the handle, down it goes.May it bring us piles of snows!Harken to me bathroom plumbing!Let there be a snowstorm coming!Winter weather hear my…