Category: Humor

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.  The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.  I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me…Then I…

(as told by a woman)I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over…

Under my gruff exterior lies and even gruffer interior.4info.com

I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re all right now.4info.com

Only in Nordern Minnesnowta!  … This guy raised an abandoned moose calf with his horses, and believe it or not, he has trained it for lumber removal and other hauling tasks.  Given the 2,000 pounds of robust muscle, and the Splayed, grippy hooves, he claims it is the best work animal he has.  He says…

I thought that this was much better than the anti spell: Rain, Rain, go away, come again some other day…Ice cube, ice cube in the pot.Gee.  I hope it snows a lot!Pull the handle, down it goes.May it bring us piles of snows!Harken to me bathroom plumbing!Let there be a snowstorm coming!Winter weather hear my…

Sven and Ole have a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks.  Both die, and go to Hell.  The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves.  He says to them “Doesn”t the heat and smoke bother you?”  Ole replies, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve’re yust happy…