Category: Humor
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To all my intelligent friends
I am sending this only to my smart friends. I could not figure it out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these words have in common. BananaDresserGrammarPotatoReviveUnevenAssessAre you peeking or have you already given up? Give it another try…. Look at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself…
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Community Service
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,…
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Your title is: “The Revedroids”
If you don’t regularly read, Wondermark, I urge you to stumble over there. It’s always a good time, and recently David posted a comic entitled, The Fiction Generator. Then Liam Cooke created an automated version of the Fiction Generator which produced this story:In a leather-clad America, a young journeyman inventor stumbles across an enchanted sword…
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Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we…
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I got 19; how about you…
Memory Test!This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking!When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line and let them know your scoreDon’t forget to add a comment with your…
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Nine Words Women Use
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around…