Category: Humor
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Community Service
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, “I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.” The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning,…
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Your title is: “The Revedroids”
If you don’t regularly read, Wondermark, I urge you to stumble over there. It’s always a good time, and recently David posted a comic entitled, The Fiction Generator. Then Liam Cooke created an automated version of the Fiction Generator which produced this story:In a leather-clad America, a young journeyman inventor stumbles across an enchanted sword…
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Daddy, how was I born?
A little boy goes to his father and asks, “Daddy, how was I born?”The father answers, ‘Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we…
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I got 19; how about you…
Memory Test!This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking!When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line and let them know your scoreDon’t forget to add a comment with your…
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Nine Words Women Use
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around…
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I wanna raise
This morning our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.” The first is that I iron better than…