Category: Humor

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.I pretend to work. They…

There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening.  He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing." But…

Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes.  Then when you do criticize them, you will be a mile away and have their shoes.

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral.Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?" The teacher…

Your potted plants stay alive.Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.You hear your favorite song on an elevator.You carry an umbrella AND you watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and divorce instead of…

I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering from having been served a rat in his bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.  So anyway, one day he went to sleep and when he awoke he was in his bathtub and it was full of ice and he was sore all over.  When…

Outside a small Macedonian village close to the border between Greece and strife-torn Yugoslavia, a lone Catholic nun keeps a quiet watch over a silent convent. She is the last caretaker of the site of significant historical developments spanning more than 2,000 years. When Sister Maria Cyrilla of the Order of the Perpetual Watch dies,…