Category: Humor

via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:12:33 -0700

via Murray The NutMaybe Jebus will help you save the kittens.

Finally, after 40 years, someone has opened the vault and revealed the answer to a question that has clawed at our brains since the 1969 Woodstock album was released and then another generation in the late 80’s during the broadcast of the sitcom the Wonder Years: What the hell were the lyrics to Joe Cocker’s…

Q: What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?A: On a porcupine, the prick’s on the outside!via Overheard in New York

There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue…Each church and the Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much prayer and…

Last week, The Onion reported: 90% Of Waking Hours Spent Staring At Glowing Rectangles.I think that might be a conservative number.  Read the whole story, and decide for yourself.