Dr Wingnut

Category: Humor

  • I wanna raise

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    This morning our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.  My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.She asked: “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”Maria: “Well, Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.” The first is that I iron better than…

  • This may be named to discourage pirates

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    via email from John Treworgy, Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:12:33 -0700

  • Get ready for the biggest thriller of the decade

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    via email from Nat Forbes, Wed, 29 Jul 2009 03:17:28 -0700

  • Acceptance

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    via Murray The NutMaybe Jebus will help you save the kittens.

  • Woodstock Translation

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    Finally, after 40 years, someone has opened the vault and revealed the answer to a question that has clawed at our brains since the 1969 Woodstock album was released and then another generation in the late 80’s during the broadcast of the sitcom the Wonder Years: What the hell were the lyrics to Joe Cocker’s…

  • Question

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    Q: What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?A: On a porcupine, the prick’s on the outside!via Overheard in New York

  • Squirrels!

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    There were five houses of religion in a small Florida town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church, the Catholic Church and the Jewish Synagogue…Each church and the Synagogue was overrun with pesky squirrels.One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.  After much prayer and…