Category: Humor
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Geography Lesson
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMANBetween 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and…
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Manure… An interesting fact
Manure: In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before commercial fertilizer’s invention, so large shipments of manure were common.It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only became…
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But Officer I was only…
Can you imagine this guy going 90 mph on his way to Dallas with these balloons trailing a few yards behind him?Instructions for a fun time on the interstate…Step 1. Tie balloons to car.Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell….Step 3. Watch people freak out!I don’t care who you are….that’s funny.via email from…
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This about sums it up
How true it is Sometimes you can reach too far! And when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing you should always remember…Not everyone who shows up… is there to help you!via email from Jill Lord, Thu, 30 Apr 2009 13:20:20 -0700