Category: Humor

It was the late 1600s in Philadelphia when Quakers were routinely arrested for civil disobedience.At the time, William Penn's mother and two of her sisters owned a successful Quaker business, a bakery. The women increased the price of their pies, specifically donating the money to support the legal expenses of their Quaker friends.Many in the…

The 1999 Darwin Awards – proof that mankind is still evolving!One of the long awaited moments of each New Year is the awarding of the Darwin Award. This prestigious award recognizes those people who, through stupid and inane actions, manage to kill themselves thus improving society by removing their genes from the pool.The runners-up for…

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If Noah had lived in the United States in the 1990s (or even 2000), the story may have gone something like this:And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you…

Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.British engineers heard about the gun and…

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam."She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes."I mean…" she whispers, "…I would do… **anything**!!!"He returns her gaze. "Anything???""Yes… Anything!!!"His voice turns to a…

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You…