Category: Humor

When I was a little boy, my mother used to embroider a great deal. I would sit at her knee and look up from the floor and ask what she was doing.She informed me that she was embroidering.From the underside, as I watched her work within the boundaries of the little round hoop that she…

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here?" and hung up.The husband said, "Who was that?"The wife said, "I don't know, some young woman wanting to know…

Learn Something About Yourself. This one's a little different for everyone.Okay, first get a piece of paper and label it from 1-10.Now remember, you need to give serious thought to these questions!What is your favorite out of these three? CatBirdDog What is your favorite color?PinkWhiteBlackName a person of the same sex.Name a person of the…

A man was flying in a hot air balloon and realized he was lost. He reduced height and spotted a man down below. He lowered the balloon further and shouted, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"The man below said, "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.""You…

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"Doc," the patient says, "I keep seeing talking crickets, talking dogs, talking birds, talking cats.What's wrong with me?""Nothing at all," the doctor answers."You're just having Disney spells."via eMail, Wed, 22 Mar 2000 17:11:11 -0600

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth.This particular genie, however, stated…