Category: Humor
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The Evolution of a Computer Programmer, never forget, Keep it simple
High School/Junior High 10 PRINT “HELLO WORLD” 20 END First year in College program Hello(input, output) begin writeln(‘Hello World’) end. Senior year in College (defun hello (print (cons ‘Hello (list ‘World)))) New professional #include void main(void) { char *message[] = {“Hello “, “World”}; int i; for(i = 0; i < 2; ++i) printf(“%s”, message[i]); printf(“\n”);…
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Code Monkey
When I first saw Code Monkey on YouTube, it was a mashup of Rodney clips from Stargate Atlantis. I t was very funny, but apparently the SciFi channel didn’t approve so it was taken down…. Although, this one is very good, it doesn’t have the emotional punch of the original.
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Who’s that pianist?
Saturday evening, Daniel texted me with, “Whats that one pianist that plays with another person on one piano.” Did he mean duet? I couldn’t tell.It took a call to him to figure out what the hell he meant, which was, “who” and it turned out to be Victor Borge who I had exposed him to…
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Woodpeckers
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.The Canadian woodpecker then…
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Housework
Housework was a woman’s job, but one evening, Stella arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!It turns out that Wally had read an article that said, “Wives who work…
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Great maintenance app for PC or Mac. It really works!
I know you don’t clean your screen very often and it is hard to do the inside. This link link takes care of it for you.via email from Duane McDowell, Wed, 11 Mar 2009 08:44:34 -0700This one is fun, but there was one long ago where you used the cursor to have a young woman…