Category: Humor
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Air Travel
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for choosing to fly with Mandarin Airlines. As we taxi out to the runway please make yourself comfortable………..and for those of you sitting on the right side of the plane…………….please ignore our other……um….airliner…….via email from Nathaniel Forbes, Fri, Nov 19, 1999 3:39 PM
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Lars
Lars, a Norwegian from Cook County in northern Minnesota, was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he would fire up his grill and cook a venison steak. Now, all of Lars’ neighbors were Catholic. Since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on…
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I Love Mustard
(This is a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father…As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in…
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Beggars
Three beggars were begging in the Silicon Valley. The first one wrote “beg” on his broken steel cup and he received ten bucks after one day. The second one wrote “beg.com” on his cup and after one day he received hundreds of thousand dollars. Someone even wanted to take him to NASDAQ. The third one…
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Spread a little JOY, baby!
Life’s for sharing by T-Mobile on Friday Jan 16, 2009, T-Mobile launched their new commercial. It was shot at Liverpool station in London. They used 400 dancers and 10 hidden cameras. No one but the station employees and dancers knew what was going on… It was aired on you tube and TV and you can…
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Someone has too much time on their hands…
I have kleptomania,but when it gets bad,I take something for it.FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!Except that one where you’re naked in church.Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.Kinky is using a feather.Perverted is using the whole chicken.Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.Also, my short-term memory’s not…