Category: Humor

I have kleptomania,but when it gets bad,I take something for it.FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!Except that one where you’re naked in church.Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough.Kinky is using a feather.Perverted is using the whole chicken.Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.Also, my short-term memory’s not…

If it were only true.

Don’t you just hate when this happensI hate to wake up in the morning & find fucking snow on my car!via email from D. Kimball Lord, Sat, 21 Feb 2009 04:45:52 -0800And they’re calling for 6-8″ in the Twin Cities today…

via email from Duane McDowell, Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:57:01 -0800

This morning, I got this invitation to a BBQ.I think I shall attend.

link via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 4 Feb 2009 17:35:28 -0800

via email from d. Kimball Lord, Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:38:05 -0800I answered, “Minnesota winters too.  No days above freezing this entire month, but maybe today…”But it turned out that we didn’t make the calendar month of days below freezing, but it was at least 31 days in a row.  Maybe next year we can…