Category: Humor
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How’s your market cap?
God forbid David Letterman should have another heart attack. But if he does, maybe Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy could stand in for him.Speaking earlier this week to a group of investors at the Merrill Lynch computer technology conference in New York, McNealy killed with his Lettermanesque “Top 10 Signs a Company’s Market Cap Is…
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Hillary’s first few night’s as President
Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House. She has waited so long.The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, “How can I best serve my country?”Washington says, “Never tell a lie.”“Ouch!” says Hillary, “I don’t know about that.”The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears. …
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Billy’s Letters
Dear Mr. Dvorak:Ann Landers wouldn’t print this. I have nowhere else to turn. I have to get the word out. Warn other parents. I must be rambling on. Let me try and explain. It’s about my son, Billy. He’s always been a good, normal ten year old boy. Well, last spring we sat down after…