Category: Humor

A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites.  It seems that he and a friend were playing a game of catch, using the rattlesnake as a ball.  The friend – no doubt a future Darwin Awards candidate – was hospitalized.Employees in a medium-sized warehouse in west Texas noticed the smell of a gas leak.  Sensibly,…

I got a mail from my friend Michael who said, “This cartoon on metric equivalents just makes me think of you immediately.”  Does it make you wonder how weird I am that I find this amusing?via email from Michael Cannon, Mon, 5 Jan 2009 01:52:56 -0800

Or if your significant other has ever owned a cat.  Or your kid has ever owned a cat.  Or even if you’ve ever just had to live with a cat…You should see, If you’ve ever owned a cat…via IM from JohnnyPie, Sat, 20 Dec 2008 10:50:08 -0600

Answers were given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:Why did God make mothers?She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.Mostly to clean the house?To help us out when we were getting born.How did God make mothers?He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.Magic plus super powers and…

Note to the rest of the world: Don’t ever question the bravery of the American Soldier Again!via email from Martha Clark, Fri, 19 Dec 2008 14:00:52 -0800