Category: Humor

Toilet Paper …… checkBud Light …… checkKeystone Ice …… checkBudweiser …… checkRed Dog …… checkMiscellaneous other bottles of alcohol …… checkPiece of plywood to float your old lady and booze on …… checkGod love dem red necks!via email from Greg Merth, Mon, 8 Sep 2008 12:02:50 -0700

via email from Jill Lord, Tue, 9 Sep 2008 09:10:02 -0700

Sarah Silverman on The Great Schlep an attempt to get Jewish grandkids to get their grandparents in Florida to vote for Obama which ends with the great threat, “Vote for Obama, gonna visit Grand momma — vote for McCain to me you’re a shit stain.”Thanks to Duane McDowell for the link to this site via…

Last night, my Red Hat friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.  One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.  When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!Not to be…

This is addictive!  Use the little blue knife to carve your pumpkin then press done – It’s fun!via email from Steve Wicks, Wed, 31 Oct 2007 15:46:21 -0700

“I resent your insinuendoes.”“If we don’t make some changes, the status quo will remain the same.”“We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.”“If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.”“We do not have censorship.  What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.”“Candidly, I cannot answer that. …

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.  She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”The…