Category: Humor

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.  When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.  It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and…

There are less than three months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States.The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.  To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each other our support for the…

Twenty-five things you’d love to say out-loud at work, or baseball fields, or family functions, or church meetingsI can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.How about never?  Is never good for you?I see you’ve set aside this…

Aren’t stupid people fun!via email from Duane McDowell, Sat, 2 Aug 2008 22:42:13 -0700

Finally a pictorial representation of the post Bear Warning via email from, D. Kimball Lord, Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:34:21 -0700

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand by the bed.  He begins to worry.“Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.“Is it your…

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.Another entry worthy of inclusion in the Annual Neologism Contest or Smart Words via email from Martha Clark, Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:29:42 -0700