Category: Humor

  • Top 10 Olympic Comments

    Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas…Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.  I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.”Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from…

  • Newest office necessity

    via email from Jill Lord, Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:34:24 -0700

  • Republican National Convention

    Saint Paul, Minnesota warmly welcomes the 2008 Republican National Convention to the Eastern shore of the mighty Mississippi via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:35:41 -0700

  • Why Parents Drink

    A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.”With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.Dear Dad:It is with…

  • China is ready

    China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists…Which is one step up from just lovely…But taste like cat.Here, crippie, take my seat.Great with flied liceA seperate entrance for Hos….why didn’t I think of that?Sounds better than canned water doesn’t it?Go over there to die, please.  Thank you.Good to know.Not…

  • Eight years ago

    You might remember when this accident happened… March 5, 2000.  Southwest Airlines Flight 1455 from Vegas overshot the runway at Burbank .  The plane crashed through the airport fence, careened across the street and ended up with a collapsed landing gear, right next to a gas station.  But that’s not the amazing part — Look…

  • No way, José

    “Counterfeit I.D. of the Week”Folks, we have a winner!This is an actual driver’s license used by an illegal immigrant.Remember: when making a fake I.D., insert a picture of yourself only… no matter how much you love your girl! via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:46:35 -0700