Category: Humor

via email from Jill Lord, Fri, 29 Aug 2008 11:34:24 -0700

Saint Paul, Minnesota warmly welcomes the 2008 Republican National Convention to the Eastern shore of the mighty Mississippi via email from Duane McDowell, Thu, 10 Apr 2008 05:35:41 -0700

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.  Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to “Dad.”With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.Dear Dad:It is with…

China is ready for the Olympics and the resulting influx of English speaking tourists…Which is one step up from just lovely…But taste like cat.Here, crippie, take my seat.Great with flied liceA seperate entrance for Hos….why didn’t I think of that?Sounds better than canned water doesn’t it?Go over there to die, please.  Thank you.Good to know.Not…

You might remember when this accident happened… March 5, 2000.  Southwest Airlines Flight 1455 from Vegas overshot the runway at Burbank .  The plane crashed through the airport fence, careened across the street and ended up with a collapsed landing gear, right next to a gas station.  But that’s not the amazing part — Look…

“Counterfeit I.D. of the Week”Folks, we have a winner!This is an actual driver’s license used by an illegal immigrant.Remember: when making a fake I.D., insert a picture of yourself only… no matter how much you love your girl! via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:46:35 -0700

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun In one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.  He says to the waiter, “Want coffee.”The waiter says, “Sure, Chief.  Coming right up.”He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.  The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo…