Humor – Page 5 – Dr Wingnut

A Visit from Old St. Geek

Dec 24, 2015

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‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the houseNot a hard drive was whirring, nor clicking of mouse;The PC’s were unplugged from the network with care,In hopes that a new version soon would be there;The users were safe at home in their beds,While screenshots of a new interface danced in their heads;And the sys…

Life is like a box of chocolates…

Dec 14, 2015

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from Wrong Hands, via Time Magazine, 2015-12-14

Great engineering!

Dec 8, 2015

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From Dilbert, via Star-Tribune 2015-12-06

We bosses have eyes in the back of their heads too…

Dec 7, 2015

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via F-Minus in the Star-Tribune, 2015-12-03

Diabetes

Dec 1, 2015

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I heard this on Sirius XM Raw Dog taking the leaves to the compost site, but I don’t remember who the writer was; she works for one of the late night TV shows.There are two kinds of diabetes: The first kind is not your fault, and the second kind is mostly your fault.

Sounds like the educational benefits are pretty obvious

Nov 5, 2015

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This netadmin pilot fish working for a school district gets a help desk ticket from a library assistant, who complains that a wireless handheld device she uses won’t work.“I went down to the library to see what was going on,” says fish. “They had factory reset the device, and then they took out the manual…