Category: Humor

Su Wong marries Lee Wong.  The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely Caucasian baby boy.“Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents.  “Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?”The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,…

This is an actual letter from an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products.  She really gets rolling after the first paragraph.  It’s PC Magazine’s 2007 editors’ choice for best webmail-award-winning letter.Dear Mr. Thatcher,I have been a loyal user of your “Always” maxi pads for over 20 years and…

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose girl.”The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?”“Yes, Father, it is.”“And who was the girl you were with?”“I can’t tell you, Father, I don’t want to ruin her reputation”“Well, Joey, I”m sure to find out her name sooner or later so…

via email from Greg Merth, Thu, 15 May 2008 06:53:59 -0700

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal — The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…the wax.  Read on….My night began as any other normal weeknight.  Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids.  I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next…

A little boy comes down to breakfast.  Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.  “Not yet,” said the little boy.  His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. …

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out his business card and wrote, “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.When the…