Category: Humor

Democrats are sexy…Who ever heard of a great piece of elephant.Bumper Sticker I saw while driving down Snelling avenue, Monday, May 5, 2008

via email from Martha Clark, Mon, 28 Apr 2008 04:28:00 -0700

And the best for lastvia email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 23 Apr 2008 21:33:20 -0700The election cycle always brings out the worst in people… and this is collection is probably just the beginning of more crap to come.

via email from Jill Lord, Wed, 30 Apr 2008 15:36:35 -0700

Shit!  Now I forgot what I was gonna tell ya.via email from Steve Wicks, Tue, 15 Apr 2008 11:06:15 -0700

First you had trouble getting out of bed You had a stiff neckYou washed your hair and couldn’t do a thing with itYou felt like you had a hangover and you weren’t even drinking last nightYour new diet really doesn’t seem to be working outYou pulled a muscle when you tried to exerciseYour new hat…

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.  After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.  If I start to get nervous, I take…