Category: Humor
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Grandmothers Don’t Know Everything!
Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He’d been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, “Grandma, what’s that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”She was a little taken…
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Signs of the times
In a nonsmoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed”On another plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”On an electrician’s…
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Department of Highways
A Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.”The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the government to go where I want. …
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Looking for Work
A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person , put it in another, and have…
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How to deal with your PC
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer… and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!via email from Greg Merth, Mon,…