Category: Humor
-
Signs of the times
In a nonsmoking area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”On a plumber’s truck: “We repair what your husband fixed”On another plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”At a towing company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”On an electrician’s…
-
Department of Highways
A Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.”The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the government to go where I want. …
-
Looking for Work
A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person , put it in another, and have…
-
How to deal with your PC
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I have fixed my computer… and NOW it works exactly the way I want it to!via email from Greg Merth, Mon,…